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    Sophos AV - Klingon version, 30 day trial.

    Discussion in 'Security and Anti-Virus Software' started by Baserk, May 23, 2009.

  1. Baserk

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    Yep.
    Sophos have made a Klingon version of their Antivirus&antispyware program.
    Why? you might ask, well because according to Sophos;

    " Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419."

    There you have it.
    If you're into this and like to brag about how you can easily ' Dochmey bIghHa'Daq 'oHbogh vu', this might just suit your needs.

    There are some other requirements than usual;

    - This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.
    - It is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the reboot may trigger a psychotic episode.
    - Please note this software is not compatible with the version of Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg assimilation routines
    - Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release
    - Due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims

    Download link.
     
    Baserk, May 23, 2009
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